Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I have feelings that need drinking.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
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