how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
We need a shit load of segways right now
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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