My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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