Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Randomize
