my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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