there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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