we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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