So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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