I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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