dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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