? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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