Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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