I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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