You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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