Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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