i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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