he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
i now understand why vodka
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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