They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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