Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
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Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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