I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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