We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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