Someone shit on the floor
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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