i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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