i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
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I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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