Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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