I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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