yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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