Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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