YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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