So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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