He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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