I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
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I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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