I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
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and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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