This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
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I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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