Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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