Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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