I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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