So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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