wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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