Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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