writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
