So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
They took my balls.
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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