I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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