I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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