Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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