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(905): View more from Toronto

Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve

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(785): View more from Kansas

my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working

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(812): View more from Indiana

Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?

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(254): View more from Texas

Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character

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(305): View more from Florida

Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex

(813): View more from Florida

Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!

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