Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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