But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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