Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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