She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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