My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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