It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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