How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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