are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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