Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
All I want is dick and wine.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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