So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I stole a fireplace last night.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
The Olympian is in my bed
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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