On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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